Go jump in the ocean every day. Yeah. So I'm excited. I was just there. There was a two week period where I'm just coming off of between LA and Hawaii where I was in the ocean every day. Whoa. And God, it was good. Sunset ocean, most of all. Holy shit. I was getting into the sunset ocean. God damn, dude. I'm swimming in the ocean at sunset. And my friends were sick of me. Yeah. We were in the ocean. I kept turning to him going, how lucky are we? They're going, you said that last night. Yeah. We're pretty lucky. We get it. How was Hawaii? I've never been. I've considered I'm considering going. Yeah. Beautiful. It was beautiful. I will say I tried to crack one too many jokes. Um, I asked, uh, I asked, uh, some of my Samoan friends, so what's like the ethical way to buy property around here? Oh. It, and it, it was not even met with a half-hearted laugh. Yeah. I go, I go, so is there like an ethical way to buy property around here? And they're like, no. Yeah. And I was like, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, sorry about that guys. No worries, no worries. Yeah. I said something else too. I made a joke to somebody. Yeah, I tried to do too many jokes, but it was a beautiful place and beautiful people. Of course, of course. I enjoyed my visit. Well, it is people that look like you asking those questions non-ironically. Of course. You know what I mean? And it's like, it is funny because you're basically like Kansas City businessman, um, like that you're that's the hardware and you ran fun-loving gay guy software. Like you, you know what I mean? Like you should be in a three-piece suit looking to displace Hawaii native Hawaiians. That's what this body is meant to be. It's not meant for cute little jean shorts. It's meant, it's meant for like a, a, you know, a, a pleated trouser and be and asking for the numbers. You know what I mean? Like, that's, so they, so something about your just There's a primal feeling that was arisen. Exactly, exactly. It coming out of that question coming out of your face, I think triggered fight or flight for them. Yeah. Because it is, you know, Kansas City businessmen being like, nah, how how could we do a deal on the acre? I know that's not what they talk like, but it feels like, nah, I was noticing maybe we could get a deal on some of those some of that beachfront property. Perhaps a Starbucks in the mountains there. Your sacred ground, your burial ground. Have you ever thought about putting a whole a a Trader Joe's there? I like this character for you a lot. I'd like to see more of him. Yeah, yeah, developer. Southern developer. Yeah. Mhm. I'd like to see a lot more of him. Yeah, yeah. I think another joke I maybe made was, I can't remember if I if I said this one, uh, or not, but they you're not supposed to take stuff from the beaches. We were told like, don't take shells or driftwood from the beaches. It's very sacred to the Hawaiian people. Okay. Which I actually did know. And I think I I either typed out and deleted, um, what's the rule on bad bitches? I thought that'd be kind of fun. Yeah, that is fun. But you know Can I take a bad bitch with me home? Yeah. If you find a bad bitch at the beach, That's a fair question. That's come on. Is that part of the natural ecological system? Yeah, it just depends. It's fucked up. You gotta ask. Do I have to do must I fuck the bad bitch on the beach? And Yeah, do we have to do it there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have to do it there? Yeah. Not a lot of gay guys on Hawaii. I noticed. Why not? The density, it was very spread out. I mean, the the where I was at, it was very spread out. The closest gay guy oftentimes was 12 miles away. Wow. It's a far distance for a gay guy to be. That's tough. That's tough, yeah. Yeah, so the island was beautiful. I had some really good poke. I enjoyed the ocean. Drew's wedding was beautiful. Absolutely stunning, uh, ceremony. Everybody looked gorgeous. Oh, that's, oh, that's awesome. You know, a Hawaii beach wedding is so sick. Come on. It was gorgeous. So no gay guys though, huh? There were gay guys. They were just few and far between. I see. They were few and far between. You had to get on a little fucking moped. Yeah. And go through the fucking mountains. Yeah, I had to fucking journey. Yeah. I had to build a like a raft and like float to a gay guy. It was crazy. Yeah. It was beautiful there. It really is gorgeous. You understand why Jack Johnson lives down there. Oh, Jack Johnson's over there. Oh, yeah. Banana pancakes. I'm not up on Jack I'm not up on where Jack Johnson lives. He's down there making He's down there making banana pancakes. It's so awesome that that's your like, well, and you know, Jack Johnson. So beautiful. It even Jack Johnson couldn't resist the siren call. He could have lived anywhere. He could have lived anywhere. It no disrespect to Jack Johnson, but it's like you didn't even start with Dave Matthews. No, I don't know where he lives.
