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INTERESTING 🤔. If you lose about 40 more I'm going to go, hold off. First of all, 40 more I would weigh 240. Okay, I'm 5'7". I could lose 100 pounds and still look fat. That's kind of my skill. Yeah, is that at any weight I look just fat, like just fat as shit. I was 350 and I looked, I looked bad, but I didn't compare it. Well, 350 I did. Don't say that, no you didn't. 350 5'7" I did motherfucker, it's just the truth. You were h- the beautiful women were throwing themselves at you, I've never understood it. I know, I know that was tough. But you were a beautiful man. I feel so bad for them. I never thought it was the- the girls that fucked me at 350. You think my dick doesn't work now. Yeah, you brought this up. You brought this up. I mean actually we're good now, my cock's actually- your dick's doing good now. But at 350- she's humming. Yeah. Oh, la la la la la la la. That's my- before I was like, eh. No, they liked you at 350 with the same reason they like you now. You're a handsome guy with a good personality. I was handsome they think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was able to fake the good personality long enough and then I busted I was like, yeah, yeah I got a early day tomorrow. Yeah, so you should probably get going. I gotta- I got a podcast. I'm gonna pitch gay camp to my friend Kale tomorrow. No, you know my my life's long journey if I have one is to get you to settle down with a nice girl. I know that and we'll get there man. We're actually the closest we've ever been. The last time I was here the studio looked like shit and I was bad. Studio didn't look like complete shit. It was a fucking blank fucking blue wall. It didn't look like complete shit. Who did you bring over to test out the lights? Stop. It looked like potential- yeah- is what it looks like. Anyway, now and I was depressed, the studio, the studio my psyche were in the same situation, right? Potential. But now it's beautiful here and I'm doing a lot better. The special, Uncle Staf, please watch it everybody on Netflix. I've worked very hard on it. It's kind of what I've been working on the last 3 years. When that motherfucker's out and I'm done promoting it, I'm ready to find the wife. When are you gonna be done promoting it? Probably like the end of September. Okay. So fall in New York, listen, you set me up on some cute autumnal dates with some beautiful women, I'm- I'm listening. I well, I'm playing project manager to this now. Why not? You j- you just fucking said it's your life's long fucking goal. I know but I didn't know that that was gonna involve. I thought it was just kind of bringing it up on a podcast every 7 months. Just I didn't know. I didn't know I was actually gonna have to put girls in the line of fire. Maybe. I'm trying to make you generational wealth with Camp Not Gay anymore and you won't even set me up with a couple girls, dude. Would you cut me in, would you cut me in on like, if I found your wife for you- mm-hmm- would you cut me in on some of the podcast profits or something? Oh, interesting. Just give a little bit a little bit back for the king. Every bit I do about my in 10 years when I inevitably turn into like a my wife won't even blow me anymore comic, you get a piece of that. You get 10 points on the back end of those jokes. Just a little taste for the boss. Yeah, no no no, it would not be you, you are not the boss, I am the boss. I'm the boss if I find the girl. No, you're an affiliate who I'm kicking a little of my profits over to. A little taste for the colony. You're ki- you're basic- you're basically in Goodfellas, you're Ray Liotta. Sure. You know, you're not made, right? You're not in this situation. I know, I'm scared to say shit like this to you because I know what it's gonna do to you. Goodfellas is awesome, dude. I watched the Sopranos. That's good, then you'll love Goodfellas. Okay, then you'll love Goodfellas. It's so fucking good. Are there like multiple of them? There's one Goodfellas. Oh I thought there was multiple. No, dude, it's an incredible movie. What's there multiple of? A lot of stuff. Scarface. I don't know how to answer that question. What is there multiple of? No, there's one Scarface. Doesn't one of the Italian guy movies have multiples? The Godfather. That's how from Missouri you are, you found a way to be racist towards Italians. Yeah, ya for sure. Get him out of here. Yeah, uh no, you would love it. What about Scorsese stuff in general? Scorsese stuff in general, name a couple. Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, um- Taxi Driver I've seen. Taxi Driver I've seen. What a banger. Taxi Driver I've seen. Um- okay, this is awes- this is a fun game and then you go next after me. Adele albums. Adele, uh- how many have you tapped in on full through? Page to page, cover to cover. Probably 0. That's fucked up. She's a really great- yeah. I've hit a couple of them though. She's a generational vocal talent. She is a really great talent and she's an incredible performer. I can't wait, I would love to see her. And let's not forget that picture of her with the fucking braids wearing like the Trinidad- no, it was just hilarious. It actually, it did less than 0 for me. I do think she's a beautiful woman. Seeing her like that I was like, oooh, tough. Yeah, it's- white woman embarrassment can really paper over thinking you're hot. I think she had like Bantu knots in. She was doing something that she really shouldn't be doing. Yeah, it was a really tough look and it's like listen, you need to do this in the privacy of your own home. Yeah.