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WHAT?! Seriously. the one f*cking dress I’m gonna wear we’re heading out to our first wedding since having Lorenzo and it’s been a while since I’ve been at a very formal event like this, so let’s see what we can do. I’m already sweating. What do you think? I’ve worn this before while I was pregnant, but I also think it works perfectly postpartum. This ruching over here is very flattering. I’m feeling good in this. My favorite part, accessories. I promised myself that I am no longer getting upset about my postpartum body because I don’t deserve to spend the next few months to a year or however long it’s gonna take me to be miserable. It’s not necessary. What do you think? Husband: “You look good. Although there was note on there about colors.” Oh there is? Husband: “I think they said no orange or cinnamon.” Is this cinnamon? This is fu*king cinnamon, isn’t it? Husband: “It’s pretty dead on cinnamon. Whatever, I’m sure it’s fine.” I’m not showing up there with a cinnamon dress. Husband: “please avoid wearing orange / cinnamon.” Hold on. Husband: “no, that’s orange. You can’t wear that. That’s even worse, sorry.” It’s PEACH! Husband: “you can’t wear that.” What the f*ck. Well there goes that. Let’s see what else I got. I did just buy this black dress on Revolve, but I haven’t tried it on yet, so let’s see. Husband: “just saying we have to leave in 10 minutes.” Joe literally just told me last minute that we can’t wear fu*king cinnamon of all the fu*king colours. How does this look on me? Beautiful. Is it too short? Husband: “It’s a little short.” Well, we have to leave in 10 minutes and I can’t wear cinnamon. Husband: “whatever, it’s fine.” I literally couldn’t make that up, but thankfully my last minute emergency Revolve order kind of worked out. Let me just finish accessorizing. For fragrance let’s do this new Valentino. It’s an outdoor wedding so we’re gonna do a chunky heel. Everything looks better when you pop on a heel. Body glow, I’ve never used this Vaseline. I think and I think it came together. Let me know what you think.