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So guys, this thing is a total little piece of crap selling a ton. So how did my piece of crap invention get millions in sales? Well, I'll tell you the last 12 months we've done $1.34 million in sales. What? On this crap? Here's the thing. Mr. Wonderful, Daymond and the other sharks, they didn't get it. I was not expecting that answer. While we had an absolute blast on Shark Tank, laughing and even got an offer from Robert, which we turned down. The sharks couldn't understand why we had millions in sales. What do you think you'll make this year? About $1.65. Damn! But you know who did get it? Rednecks. They understand chilling out in waist high water. They understand wanting to catch a fish anytime, anywhere. And they understand the importance of keeping your beer cold. And that's exactly what the Chill-N-Reel does. It's not just a koozie. It's a can cooler that doubles as a fishing rod. It's a 2 in 1 invention that makes a lot of things in life more enjoyable. Things like hanging out at the beach with your wife, floating down the river with your coworkers, or chilling at the lake on your buddy's boat. See rednecks love the Chill-N-Reel because it's practical and it works. I mean, I am my market and I created a product that I and they love. What a total piece of crap and $1.6 million. And that's why my piece of crap invention had millions in sales. So cheers to all you rednecks out there and thank you for the support.