if game developers made cake instead part 3

Larian: here's this 10 layer beautifully decorated cake with intricate details previously only seen on tv and a set of cake knives also here's even better cake every few months and a war. Oh what like it's hard? Here baby, have some extras. Rockstar: Hey is that next cake ready yet? They're really good but it's been a while. Hey it's still in the oven, sorry. No peeking. I mean some guy snuck in the kitchen and took a picture of it so. Oh my god that's so funny. Where is he? Where is he? Epic: Hey guys, come on in and try our collab flavors of the week. We've got Hock Tua Toffee and Rizzler Twizzlers. Activision Blizzard: You know your cakes aren't perfect but I'll be damned if I don't keep on coming back to them. What are you guys putting in them anyway? Yo bro I appreciate that. Listen, I made it with some breast milk I stole from one of the fat fugly bitches who works in the back. Dope, dope, dope bro. Dope. That's sick bro. Atlus: Hey, can I have another one of your cakes? They're so filling and always last me forever. Yeah dude, of course. One question. You gay?