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My god, this cake is insane. I've never had anything like it. Thank you. I've spent my entire life. Oh. What the hell? You pay me for the cake now. Welcome in. We've got classic vanilla, new vanilla, vanilla remake, and a vanilla chocolate bundle. Wow, you guys have really figured out what works for you. Yeah. That's why our cakes get movie deals. I think I'm addicted to this cake. Yeah, you've been working on that cake for 15 hours straight. Just one more bite. Oh man, this cake is good. I kind of want to share it with my friends. That's awesome. A kid made it. Sorry. Well, I mean, we don't make the cakes ourselves. We kind of just leave the kitchen open and children wander in and bake it themselves. They love it though. It's fine. It's fun for them. We definitely pay them. Wow, a lot of these cakes look really cool. How much is that one? Oh, yeah, for $24.99. I might give it to you. What do you mean might? Also, why are all these cakes white?
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