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Oh hey, what's this? You guys only sell cupcakes? We do, yeah. Here, tell me what you think. Oh my god. I'm actually never going to shut up about this cupcake for the rest of my life. Hey, yeah, what's up? Can I have some cake? Oh yeah, what kind do you want? We've got lemon, we've got coconut. Yeah, whatever sounds good. So who here can I make out with? Hey, I heard you guys have that famous harvest carrot cake. Yeah, we totally do. Here you go. This isn't really as good as I was expecting. That's because they're an imposter. Wow, this cake looks good. You made this all by yourself? Sure did. And guess what? There's a way to finish that cake that doesn't involve eating it. Hmm, this cake has layers. More, please. We're so happy you guys love our cake. We have a new one coming out soon. Awesome, when is it? Hello?