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Hey, so we don't clock in when we get here, we clock in when we're ready. So get your name badge, all right? Time theft is real, you know better. It's your job to get your shift covered, it's not my job. No, I can't give you people's phone numbers, it's confidential. Okay, telling me verbally you're going out of town does not count as a request, you have to put it in the computer. So you are on the schedule tomorrow, and if you don't come, it's a no call no show, you understand? No, you don't get a break today. It's just the two of us working and I can't run this place alone, okay? Bye man, have a great day. So I couldn't help but notice you didn't talk about the credit card to her. Um, can you walk me through your thought process behind that? Hi. Oh, your voice does work. Okay, awesome. I was worried because you didn't greet that customer. All right, you have one hour left on your shift, you have to make me $36,000. Stop texting. What? You feel like you're going to throw up? Okay, well just power through it, we have a really long line, okay? Hey, just a heads up, your replacement is running late, so you have to stay an extra half hour. No, you can't leave until she gets here, that's how coverage works. We don't leave when your shift is over, we leave when it's clean. So when we leave is up to you. I don't make the rules, guys.
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