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You have to pick a phone from the year you were born and when you're forced to switch to a phone that was released in the year you were born and I'm seeing like iPhone 4, iPhone 5C, iPhone 6. Like, are you old enough to even be online? Yeah, I knew that the iPhone 4 came out in 2010, which means that you'd be 16 if this was your choice. But if your choice began with the word iPhone, that's just like crazy to me. I still remember a time before the iPhone. Not a very long time, but I still remember it nonetheless. Your unk status, bro. Look, I don't even consider myself to be that old. There's every old person ever. Where are you spawning from? Anyway, I'm not going to tell you how old I am because now I feel self-conscious. So instead, this is the phone I'd pick. So guess the year I was born based on that.
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