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Weird girl places in London, episode 3. And this one's for the weird girls that have always wanted to belong to a secret password protected club. Here are the secret instructions to get in. You walk into the Breakfast Club in Spitalfields. Normal restaurant, people having full English, there's nothing suspicious going on. You find a waiter and you ask to speak to the mayor. I'm actually not messing with you, this is genuinely the only way that you can get into this place. They walk you to a huge Smeg fridge, you open it, you go down and you enter the coolest little basement bar. Now, there are a few rules set by the mayor. No. 1, the whole place is cat themed. Cat knick knacks everywhere, cat inspired drinks, the house shots are called Wet Whiskers. It's literally a crazy cat lady's dream. No. 2 and this one is important, you can't be too cool. The mayor says that self deprecation is mandatory. It seems like the perfect fit for a weird girl. No. 3, when you leave you have to leave through another door and pretend that you had just gone to the bathroom. They even recommend you leave your fly down. The secret must remain a secret after all. The place is called The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town. I have many more places like this, so if you wanna get a full map comment down below Weird and I'll send it to you. And by the way, for people that have commented on previous episodes, this one is updated.