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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
Hey, I have 1,000 shares of Apple. What can I buy? That's like $250. You can get a suit, but it'll be polyester. Oh, wait. Apple had a stock split 2:1. I now have 2,000 shares. What can I get? Oh, $4,000. Good gains. You can get an old car. It'll be slightly used. I'll think. Apple did a 7:1 split. I now have 14,000 shares. What can I get? Holy shit, that's like $350,000. You can buy any car, or you can buy an apartment. I'll come back. Hey, my shares in Apple are now worth $1 million. What can I get? A million dollars, sir? Let's get you a penthouse. Let me take this call. Here's 14,000 shares of Apple. What can I buy? That's like $3 million. You can get that mansion right across the street. But are you going to buy? Yeah, I'll just buy more Apple shares.