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If you want to be a baker, that's two years of study. If you want to be a lawyer, you're looking at eight years of school. A mechanic, that's two years. If you want to be a psychologist, you're talking about twelve. If you want to be an airline pilot, that's around five years. A painter, three years of training. If you want to join the military, about six months. If you want to be an ophthalmologist, that's twelve years. A forklift operator, just five days. If you want to be a butcher, that's three years. A truck driver, around two years. If you want to be a researcher, eight years. A journalist, three years. If you want to be a developer, about five years. And if you want to be a taxi driver, that's around three months. And if you want to be a dentist, how many years of school do you think that is? Drop it in the comments.
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