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If you wear a Rolex, then you're fake rich. If you don't wear a watch, you're more of a minimalist. If you've got an Apple Watch, you're a geek. If your watch is a G-Shock, then it's built tough. If you wear a Decathlon watch, then you're broke. If you wear an Omega, then you're the discreet type. If you own an Audemars Piguet, then you're probably a millionaire. If you've got a Richard Mille, then you're a billionaire. If you wear a Seiko on your wrist, you're an elegant person. If you wear a Cartier watch, you're bourgeois. If you own a Hublot, then you're a show-off. If your watch is a Patek Philippe, then you're part of the elite. If you wear a Garmin, then you're athletic. If your watch is a Rolex Submariner, then you're a diver. If you wear a Casio, then you're an adventurer. And if you wear a Tissot, then you're nostalgic. Now go to the comments and tell me what watch you wear every day.
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