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If you're a lawyer, your life expectancy is around 84 years. If you're a miner, your life expectancy is 59 years. A surgeon's life expectancy is around 81 years. If you're a construction worker, your life expectancy is about 66 years. A teacher's life expectancy is around 83 years. A monk can live up to 95 years. An electrician's life expectancy is around 70 years. If you're a drug dealer, your life expectancy is about 28 years. A doctor's life expectancy is around 88 years. An accountant can live around 85 years. If you're a garbage collector, your life expectancy is around 72 years. A waiter's life expectancy is about 76 years. If you're a firefighter, it's around 80 years. If you're a farmer, your life expectancy is about 75 years. A soldier's life expectancy is around 35 years. If you work in IT, your life expectancy is around 72 years. If you're a fisherman, your life expectancy is around 63 years. A police officer can expect to live around 77 years. And for a boxer's life expectancy, tell me in the comments how long you think it is.
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