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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
You're in every Target, every Walmart. How did you go from selling online to being in every shelf in America? I called up Target one day. I finally got the 30-minute pitch. And I was like, we have a greens and superfoods powder and the internet fucking loves us. And he was like, oh dude, the superfoods trend is over. I'm so sorry. Like, we're actually rationalizing or kicking all of these superfood products out of our stores. And I was like, it's actually not a superfood. And he was like, sorry that I said that. It's actually a gut health product. And that got us a 600 store test. I literally called Target and said, I will give you a million dollars to put this product full chain in your stores by January. I don't give a fuck where it is in the store. It could be on the floor, but it needs to be in full chain. And they said, okay. I was like, wait, like this is a transaction? Like you're going to take the million? Like this is crazy.