how to sightsee in paris without suffering

if you're visiting Paris during the heatwave here is what I would do as someone that refuses to suffer 7:30am to 10:30am coffee & stroll: le marais jardin de luxembourg coulée verte buttes-chaumont this is when you can get all of your walking and cute photos I would do the Marais or Jardin de Luxembourg the real suffering begins 11am to 1pm air con museums; louvre musée d'orsay musée de l'orangerie this is when your museum tickets should be booked so you're not waiting most of the big museums have grab lunch grab lunch at a hotel this is next door to the Louvre and has air con 1:30pm to 2:45pm lunch 2 min walk from the louvre in air con: l'officine you would probably sell your first born for so we are finding out why they call it 3pm to 5pm beers & swimming in the seine you were so hot you no longer care and you're so dehydrated the beer hits you like a truck jokes aside this is such a vibe and so much fun and they have showers now it's time for a nap if your place 5pm to 7:30pm gelato i recommend ice packs put it on your core thank me later gelato & nap you can either go full local and do a picnic 8pm to midnight canal st martin picnic or dinner & rooftop bar or dress up and go to a rooftop bar with a view of the Eiffel Tower i hope that was helpful i hope that was helpful stay safe and follow for more life in Paris