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MAN v TAMPON I GO TO PUT THE

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Why it worked

The humor stems from the relatable awkwardness and the unexpected, absurd comparisons used to describe a sensitive situation. The comedian's self-deprecating delivery and vivid imagery create a memorable and shareable punchline.

Summary

A comedian tells a joke about the awkwardness of removing a tampon and contact lenses, comparing it to a difficult task with potentially messy outcomes. He humorously describes the process and his anxieties about doing it incorrectly.

Structure

1Introduction of the scenario: man vs. tampon
2The woman is drunk and needs help with her tampon and contact lenses
3The comedian's hesitation and fear of messing up
4Humorous comparison to unraveling a girlfriend or turning someone into mittens
5The comedian's internal monologue and fear of a disastrous outcome
6Concluding with the idea of solving the problem

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MAN v TAMPON I GO TO PUT THE SHE LAY IN BED DRUNK AS A SKUNK, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OUT MY CONTACT LENSES FOR ME. TAMPON AND CONTACT LENSES. I'LL TELL YOU THIS. NEXT DAY, THAT IS NEXT DAY, THAT IS THE WRONG ORDER I LOOK BETWEEN HER LEGS, ALL THERE IS, IS A PIECE OF STRING. OUT OF HER VAGINA, RIGHT. PIECE OF STRING. I DON'T PULL IT BECAUSE I'VE RUINED A LOT OF JUMPERS. AND IT'S THE LAST THING YOU NEED, ISN'T IT? UNRAVEL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. "OH, GOD, NO." SHE ENDS UP AS A THE FLOOR. THE ONLY WAY YOU BODY IS IF TOM DALEY TURNS HER F**KING MITTENS. AND I'M LOOKING AT QUESTION NUMBER ONE, HOW LONG IS QUESTION NUMBER YOU MEANT TO PULL? BECAUSE I'M I'M WORRIED I'LL HARD, AND HER BRAIN WILL COME OUT LIKE A PARTY POPPER. USED ONE. PULL IT, IT'LL BATHROOM LIGHT WILL GOOD PEOPLE. IN THAT MOMENT, SHE IN NEED OF MY HELP. I LOOK AT HER, I AND A LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY "LIGHT IT." I'M NOT A VERY THAT PROBLEM.