Waiting for her to get comfortable

Waiting for her to get comfortable Not safe for work so we can lower the volume a bit One thing that women get away with and men could never do and just don't do There's a phrase that women say like "You don't even know how freaky I can be, wait till I get comfortable" Wait till we get comfortable You haven't seen anything yet Men not so much. We the best winner you will ever get from a man is the first three times you hook up with that dude. That's our Olympics. We're putting it all out on the line because the theory in a man's head is I have to lay pipe better than anybody else you could have possibly slept with recently. Or else I won't stand out. You don't have another reason to call me back just yet. So if I eat you till you cry and I throw fucking weiner till I chafe, we might have something. I'm not holding back. I'm not waiting for date 17 like, oh boy, you know, wait till she sees how I feel from the back. I don't do that till I feel comfortable. I am comfortable in the first 45 minutes, toes and mouth, tongue and butt. It is done. We are not holding out shit. I'm trying to get picked up in the draft. And women do it like cuz they know they can keep you around. They'll be like, I'm gonna just sprinkle some shit If he likes it right now, I'm gonna tell him once I get comfortable, it'll be even better. And it does change. Sure, mentally, you're more connected, everything feels like it's a little more flowy, sure. And then the next thing comes up and they're like, wait till you see how freaky we get if you take me on vacation or you fly me out. You thought I was freaky back then, wait till we get some flight miles on us. And dudes, we fall for it. We fall for it. We're like, oh boy, what is she gonna do next? Women will do that shit where they're like, they tease you. They'll be like, I'm not opposed, which means don't ever fucking ask for that thing. So we just have to wait and see if we've earned it, which is a bitch. And women don't have to really earn weener. It's just there for the taking. Like the more freaky shit y'all wanna do, we're in. I know not every boyfriend wants to try everything, but for the most part, you can get experimental. Us, we don't want to ask to get experimental. We may get in trouble for asking to get experimental. If we are in the process of getting some and we throw out an idea you don't like, we are probably not going to get any for a good minute. It's not like the weener changes. Once you've seen it hard, that's all it's got. It doesn't start doing tricks later on. Like it's not going to start doing backflips and somersaults. I won't do a push-up with it once we get comfortable. It's kind of the best version of it is what you saw and that's just what it is. And it's kind of the same thing with vagina, but we just don't believe it. We're like, it could do other tricks. Maybe if I buy this bag, she'll grow another one. And we fall for it every time. That's all it's got capn 😭😂 #fyp #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #xybca #comedy #dating