my daughter

my daughter asked me to make burritos for her boyfriend. I said wait a second. Congrats on getting. I guess. But when did this happen? She said you've met him like five times. He calls me sir, which makes me feel 100 years old. I'm telling you, I'm not old enough for this. Just feels like all the whose kids are old enough to date, 60. 60 years old, they're thinking about retirement. And last week I bought. I'm. I'm pretty sure they all had. And no shame to that. I just started way earlier. Sorry, I got. And my daughter. By the way. By the way, his birthday is also. So we need to get him a gift. What do you mean, we? You have no money and by the sounds of it, I'm about to get him a gift. When I was that age, I got a Usher CD and a Game Boy. So instead of that, what if we and we just make him these burritos? The fact that I'm even cooking for my daughter's boyfriend just shows how far because because back in the day, dads used to try and scare off these guys. And now I'm over here making them dinner. This is a fried. This is a fried cod burrito with a peach mango salsa. Don't. Don't try and intimidate. Be cool and follow for more life advice.