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Before I quit dating, I went on a date with a guy and he said, "Oh, you can order the wine, we both really like wine." I ordered a bottle, they didn't have it. The rule is if they don't have it, they're supposed to give you any bottle for the same price. I said to the waiter, "Oh, you don't have it? Oh, that means I get to pick another one for the same price." And he said, "What?" Is that actually a rule? I've never heard of this. I've never heard of that rule. But then you could order like a thousand dollar bottle. But that's the same price. It can be more expensive. I'm joking.