Why I'm not with my boyfriend...

Oh yes, my favorite time of the year when my boyfriend Luke goes away on tour and it leaves people to speculate about our relationship. Are they still dating? Are they still together? And if they are still together, why isn't she on tour with him? Well, the answer is really quite simple. I don't want to go. You know, we all know I'm a girl with a lot of dreams, aspirations and goals, but guess what? Being a touring musician was never one of mine. That's my boyfriend Luke's thing. So you live that dream life and I will be supporting you from right here. Why don't you go on the bus and then when they get to the venue to play the show, why don't you go sightsee? Why don't you go on the bus and then when they get to the venue to play the show? Why don't you go sightsee? I'm a baby. I don't want to go sightsee by myself in a different land. I'd be nervous. I'd be like, oh my god, I'm gonna get kidnapped. Also, what do we know about me? Yes, that is correct. I like to go to bed early. You know what they do on tour? They stay up all night. I would rather sit my ass here in Florida Keys and hang out with my mom while Luke goes away on tour. I love to insert myself where I don't belong. Uh, but on tour, big step back. I'm gonna let Luke shine by himself while he's on tour. No need for me to be there. No, no, thank you.