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I'm 23 years old and I never learned how to swim. So I signed up for swim lessons and I feel stupid. Because I got this, I got this off Amazon, this little swim cap, you know? I got my little Fucci, uh, swimsuit on. I had to go to Target and buy a swimsuit that covered up my rump because none of mine did. And, you know, I pull up to the swim school, it's nothing but babies here. I literally just saw a mom walk out with like, with like six little ones on her. You know what I'm saying? They're probably telling her, good job, mama. Thanks for bringing your little ones. And here my big self coming up in here. Yo, you're in the swim class at? This is so humiliating. And in my mind, I thought this little swim cap was cute and whimsical. And, you know, I just, I just seeing it. I just, it's just that I have a lot of trips coming up and I've been traveling for years and I've never been able to get in the water. And I said, you know what? I refuse to not be able to swim at my big age. I have nothing but resources. I should learn how to swim. I just, I just, you know, just seeing it.