WHY IS JESUS

@juliancrosscomedy

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Why it worked

The video's provocative and contrarian stance on religion, combined with the creator's confident and energetic delivery, likely resonated with viewers who feel similarly alienated by overly zealous religious expression. The use of strong language and direct address also contributed to its shareability.

Summary

The creator expresses frustration with people who prioritize their religious beliefs over other aspects of life, stating that their personal relationship with God is irrelevant to others. They argue that people should focus on living their lives, supporting their communities, and doing what is right, rather than imposing their beliefs on others.

Structure

1Introduction and personal connection to God
2Rejection of others' religious practices
3Emphasis on personal beliefs and actions
4Call to focus on practical matters and personal well-being
5Critique of religious imposition
6Final plea for individual autonomy

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WHY IS JESUS TO YOU ABOUT ME? HE KNOWS ME PERSONALLY. YOU RELIGIOUS YOU RELIGIOUS NUTS HAVE GOT TO GO. I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY'S INDIVIDUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR GOD, THEIR GODS, THEIR GODS, WHATEVER BELIEF I WANT I WANT YOU TO BE STRICTLY HOWEVER FAITHFUL YOU NEED TO BUT WHAT BUT WHAT YOU DO AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH WHO YOU WHO YOU PRAY TO DON'T PUT MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GREW UP IN A I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANT I WANT YOU TO PRAY EVERYDAY THE HAPPINESS THE HAPPINESS AND HEALTH OF YOUR FAMILY, THE WEALTH AND THE PROSPERITY. I WANT YOU TO GET WHAT BUT LEAVE ME THE FUCK WELL, WELL, JESUS WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO OH, HOW DARE YOU SAY THESE GOD PUT ME GOD PUT ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW TO SAY THESE MOTHERFUCKING THINGS! IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO BE I'D HAVE DROPPED DEAD AGES IT'S NONSENSICAL YOUR RELIGIOUS YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN I WANNA LIVE. YOU WANNA LEAVE LEAVE ME THE FUCK YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THAT THAT YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT FUCKING MATTERS! YOU WAKE UP EVERYDAY. YOU WAKE UP EVERYDAY. DEAR GOD, CAN YOU PLEASE SUPPRESS EVERYBODY SO THEY BELIEVE LIKE ME? NO ONE ELSE SHOULD HAVE NO ONE ELSE SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN THOUGHTS. MINE ARE THE ONLY GROW UP. GROW UP. GO TO YOUR CHURCH, SUPPORT YOUR COMMUNITY, SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY, LOVE YOUR FAMILY. DO WHAT'S RIGHT YOU GO TO YOU GO TO NIRVANA. YOU'LL YOU'LL REINCARNATE. NIGGA YOU GET YOUR 95 DON'T BE A DICKHEAD. IF YOU WALK IN THE IN THE NAME OF JESUS, YOU SHOULDN'T DO I'MMA CHECK YOU IN TWO TIMES. TWO TIMES. IN THE MOTHERFUCKING THROAT! MOVE ON MOVE ON SOME GODDAMN. WELL, GO. GO RING GO. GO RING A BELL OR SOMETHING WITH SANTA CLAUS AT THE SALVATION SINCE YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GOD SO GO GO DO SOME REAL CHARITY DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT'S ALL YOU CAN OH, I OH, I LOVE GOD SO MUCH THAT I HATE ALL OF HIS OTHER CREATIONS. I LOVE I LOVE GOD SO MUCH THAT HIS CREATION MUST DO WHAT I SAY, THEY MUST LISTEN TO ME. MOVE MOVE MOVE THE FUCK ON! WHO ARE YOU? OH, JESUS OH, JESUS TALKS TO ME EVERYDAY. YOU GOT A HIGH

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Transcript

Why is Jesus talking to you about me? He knows me personally. You religious, you religious nuts have got to go. I don't care. I don't care about anybody's individual relationship with their God, their gods, their gods, whatever belief. I want, I want you to be strictly. However faithful you need to. But what, but what you do ain't got shit to do with who you, who you pray to. Don't put money in my bank account. I don't give a damn if you. I don't give a fuck if you grew up in a. I don't give a fuck! Leave me alone! I want. I want you to pray everyday. The happiness, the happiness and health of your family, the wealth and the prosperity. I want you to get what. But leave me the fuck. Well, well, Jesus wouldn't want you to. Oh. How dare you say these. God put me. God put me right here, right now to say these motherfucking things! If he didn't want me to be, I'd have dropped dead ages. It's nonsensical. Your religious, your religious beliefs are more important than. I wanna live. You wanna leave. Leave me the fuck. You cannot convince me that. That your religious beliefs are the only thing that fucking matters! You wake up everyday. You wake up everyday. Dear God, can you please suppress everybody so they believe like me? No one else should have. No one else should have their own thoughts. Mine are the only. Grow up. Grow up. Go to your church, support your community, support your family, love your family. Do what's right. You go to. You go to Nirvana. You'll. You'll reincarnate. Nigga, you get your 95. Don't be a dickhead. If you walk in the. In the name of Jesus, you shouldn't do. I'mma check you in two times. Two times. In the motherfucking throat! Move on. Move on some goddamn. Well, go. Go ring. Go. Go ring a bell or something with Santa Claus at the salvation. Since you give a fuck about God, so. Go. Go do some real charity. Do you mean to tell me that that's all you can. Oh, I. Oh, I love God so much that I hate all of his other creations. I love. I love God so much that his creation must do what I say. They must listen. to me. Move. Move. Move the fuck on! Who are you? Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus talks to me everyday. You got a high.