WHAT THE FUCK

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Why it worked

The video likely resonated due to its raw, unfiltered expression of anger and frustration towards surveillance, a topic that touches many people. The creator's use of hyperbole and strong language, combined with relatable references to pop culture, made the message impactful and shareable.

Summary

The creator expresses extreme frustration and anger towards "Flock cameras," which they perceive as invasive surveillance tools. They compare the situation to video games and TV shows involving surveillance and express a desire to destroy or disable these cameras.

Structure

1Introduction of Flock cameras and creator's disdain
2Comparison to fictional surveillance scenarios
3Personal anecdotes and feelings about surveillance
4Critique of government and corporate surveillance practices
5Declaration of intent to disable or destroy Flock cameras

Product placement

Flock cameras: These are cameras that are used for surveillance or monitoring. The creator expresses a strong dislike for them and their use. They ACT in the video by being the subject of the creator's rant. Removing them would change the video's entire premise. Watch Dogs (video game series): The creator mentions playing these games, which involve hacking and surveillance. They APPEAR as a reference point for the creator's understanding of surveillance. Removing them would not change the video's premise, but would remove a supporting reference. NCIS (TV show): The creator mentions watching this show, which involves crime investigation and surveillance. They APPEAR as a reference point for the creator's understanding of surveillance. Removing them would not change the video's premise, but would remove a supporting reference. Severance (TV show): The creator mentions watching this show, which involves a company with ambiguous practices and surveillance. They APPEAR as a reference point for the creator's understanding of surveillance. Removing them would not change the video's premise, but would remove a supporting reference. Tim Burton: Mentioned as potentially being involved with Flock cameras. He merely APPEARS as a name. Removing him would not change the video's premise.

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU USING THESE FLOCK CAMERAS FOR? NOT EVEN A FLOCK Y'ALL A BUNCH OF FLOCK OF VULTURES JUST FLYING LET ME MONITOR LET ME MONITOR YOUR DATA WHERE WHERE ARE YOU GOING? FUCK FUCK THEM SHITS. FUCK THEM SHITS. CAN'T STAND A FUCKING FLOCKING CAMERAS! WHY ARE WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME LEAVE AND GO AND GO TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE ON A FUCKING FLOCK OF CAMERA FLOCKS? FUCK A FLOCK FUCK A FLOCK. FUCK A IT'S NICE IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHERE CRIMINALS GO AFTER THEY BUT BUT Y'ALL DON'T FIND NONE OF THESE YOU ONLY YOU ONLY DOING THIS SHIT TO MONITOR WHERE THE FUCK I GO. I PLAYED I PLAYED WATCH DOGS 1, 2, 4, AND 8, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FROM FROM THE MOMENT HE LEAVES HIS HOUSE IT'S IT'S CREEPY. I WATCHED NCIS AND THAT FAT WHITE WOMAN WHO IS IN LOVE WITH SHEMAR MOORE WOULD GET ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND TYPE SOMEBODY'S LICENCE AND IT WOULD ZOOM ON THE ON THE ROAD. NOW WE LIVING IN THAT WORLD. IT'S EGREGIOUS. IT AIN'T IT AIN'T ON CBS, IT'S IN THE WORLD. I DON'T NEED TO BE SURVEILLED, AND THAT'S SAFE. I DON'T NEED TO BE THAT FLOCK THESE NUTS CAN'T STAND A MOTHERFUCKING THE FLOCK CAMERA THE MOMENT I SEE A FLOCK CAMERA, I SPIT IN IT. I SPIT IN IT. I'D WRAP THAT SHIT IN I GET I GET SOME FLEX TAPE. SHIT THAT NIGGA BE TO RIDE ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL I SPRAY I SPRAY THAT SHIT ON A FLOCK I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT TILL THANKSGIVING COME AROUND FLOCKS FUCKING FUCKING FLOCK CAMERAS. Y'ALL Y'ALL NIGGAS NEED TO PUT CAMERAS ON THESE GAS PRICES AND PUT CAMERAS AND AND PUT CAMERAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO PUT THESE FUCKING FLOCK OF WE DON'T EVEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT FUCKING COMPANY WHO IS WHO IS THE FLOCK COMPANY WHO IS THEM NIGGAS WHO WORK DOWN THERE I WATCHED SEVERANCE SEASON ONE AND TWO. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN AMBIGUOUS AN AMBIGUOUS COMPANY DOING SHIT. IT'S CREEPY. FLOCK MUST FLOCK MUST BE BROUGHT TO US BY TIM I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKING DAMN TIMELINE YOU GOT YOU GOT CAMERAS UP YOUR AND THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT TAKING EVERY DAMN CENT OUT YOUR AND THEY AND THEY DISCONTINUED THE PENNY WHAT THE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? FLOCK FLOCK CAMERAS, MY ASS. THEY PROBABLY GOT THEY PROBABLY GOT A FLOCK CAMERA BACK THERE SOME DAMN WHERE. SO I'VE GOT TO SAY SO I'VE GOT TO SAY THIS. FOR BOTH LEGAL AND SAFETY REASONS. I WILL NOT CUT DOWN A FLOCK CAMERA WHEN I SEE IT. CROSS THESE MOTHER. CROSS THESE MOTHER. CROSS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MY LAST MY LAST NAME IS CROSS, SO WHO GIVES A FUCK A FLOCK. FUCK THE THE ONLY FLOCK OF CAMERAS I SEE IS WAKA THAT'S THAT'S THE ONLY CAMERAS I WANNA WAKA FLOCKA FLOCK

Transcript

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU USING THESE FLOCK CAMERAS FOR? NOT EVEN A FLOCK Y'ALL A BUNCH OF FLOCK OF VULTURES JUST FLYING LET ME MONITOR LET ME MONITOR YOUR DATA WHERE WHERE ARE YOU GOING? FUCK FUCK THEM SHITS. FUCK THEM SHITS. CAN'T STAND A FUCKING FLOCKING CAMERAS! WHY ARE WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME LEAVE AND GO AND GO TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE ON A FUCKING FLOCK OF CAMERA FLOCKS? FUCK A FLOCK FUCK A FLOCK. FUCK A IT'S NICE IT'S NICE TO KNOW WHERE CRIMINALS GO AFTER THEY BUT BUT Y'ALL DON'T FIND NONE OF THESE YOU ONLY YOU ONLY DOING THIS SHIT TO MONITOR WHERE THE FUCK I GO. I PLAYED I PLAYED WATCH DOGS 1, 2, 4, AND 8, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FROM FROM THE MOMENT HE LEAVES HIS HOUSE IT'S IT'S CREEPY. I WATCHED NCIS AND THAT FAT WHITE WOMAN WHO IS IN LOVE WITH SHEMAR MOORE WOULD GET ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND TYPE SOMEBODY'S LICENCE AND IT WOULD ZOOM ON THE ON THE ROAD. NOW WE LIVING IN THAT WORLD. IT'S EGREGIOUS. IT AIN'T IT AIN'T ON CBS, IT'S IN THE WORLD. I DON'T NEED TO BE SURVEILLED, AND THAT'S SAFE. I DON'T NEED TO BE THAT FLOCK THESE NUTS CAN'T STAND A MOTHERFUCKING THE FLOCK CAMERA THE MOMENT I SEE A FLOCK CAMERA, I SPIT IN IT. I SPIT IN IT. I'D WRAP THAT SHIT IN I GET I GET SOME FLEX TAPE. SHIT THAT NIGGA BE TO RIDE ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL I SPRAY I SPRAY THAT SHIT ON A FLOCK I CAN'T WAIT I CAN'T WAIT TILL THANKSGIVING COME AROUND FLOCKS FUCKING FUCKING FLOCK CAMERAS. Y'ALL Y'ALL NIGGAS NEED TO PUT CAMERAS ON THESE GAS PRICES AND PUT CAMERAS AND AND PUT CAMERAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO PUT THESE FUCKING FLOCK OF WE DON'T EVEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT FUCKING COMPANY WHO IS WHO IS THE FLOCK COMPANY WHO IS THEM NIGGAS WHO WORK DOWN THERE I WATCHED SEVERANCE SEASON ONE AND TWO. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN AMBIGUOUS AN AMBIGUOUS COMPANY DOING SHIT. IT'S CREEPY. FLOCK MUST FLOCK MUST BE BROUGHT TO US BY TIM I DON'T LIKE THIS FUCKING DAMN TIMELINE YOU GOT YOU GOT CAMERAS UP YOUR AND THE GOVERNMENT AND THE GOVERNMENT TAKING EVERY DAMN CENT OUT YOUR AND THEY AND THEY DISCONTINUED THE PENNY WHAT THE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? FLOCK FLOCK CAMERAS, MY ASS. THEY PROBABLY GOT THEY PROBABLY GOT A FLOCK CAMERA BACK THERE SOME DAMN WHERE. SO I'VE GOT TO SAY SO I'VE GOT TO SAY THIS. FOR BOTH LEGAL AND SAFETY REASONS. I WILL NOT CUT DOWN A FLOCK CAMERA WHEN I SEE IT. CROSS THESE MOTHER. CROSS THESE MOTHER. CROSS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MY LAST MY LAST NAME IS CROSS, SO WHO GIVES A FUCK A FLOCK. FUCK THE THE ONLY FLOCK OF CAMERAS I SEE IS WAKA THAT'S THAT'S THE ONLY CAMERAS I WANNA WAKA FLOCKA FLOCK