@juliancrosscomedy — 105x breakout

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I DON'T WANT

@juliancrosscomedy

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Why it worked

The video likely resonated with viewers due to its relatable and humorous take on the common frustration of overly complex and frequent security requirements for online accounts. The creator's exaggerated delivery and use of strong language effectively conveyed a shared sentiment.

Summary

The creator expresses frustration with the excessive and often inconvenient security measures required for online accounts, such as multi-factor authentication and frequent password changes. They question the necessity of these measures for non-critical accounts and lament the overall complexity of digital security.

Structure

1Complaining about two-factor authentication and complex passwords
2Expressing frustration with the internet's security demands
3Questioning the need for security on non-critical accounts like Chipotle
4Highlighting the absurdity of password reset requirements
5Concluding with exhaustion over constant security demands

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I DON'T WANT I DON'T WANT TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION, MULTI FACTOR MULTI FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. I DON'T WANT I DON'T WANT UH, UH, A LOCKOUT I DON'T I DON'T NEED FOUR DIFFERENT DIFFERENT FUCKING PASS KEYS AND SECURITY YES, THE INTERNET YES, THE INTERNET IS A WILD AND THERE ARE AND THERE ARE BOTS AND AND THERE'S SO MANY HACKERS AND. AND. AND WADES FROM FUCKING KIM POSSIBLE ROAM IN THE I GET I'M SO I'M SO TIRED OF HAVING TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD EVERY OR HAVING TO HAVE 900 OR HAVING TO HAVE 900 NEW PASSWORDS OR A SECURITY KEY FOR OR CAN WE SEND OR CAN WE SEND YOUR PHONE A TEXT MESSAGE TO GIVE US THIS CODE AND RESET YOUR YOUR PASSWORD? YOUR PASSWORD CAN'T BE YOUR OLD PASSWORD. AND YOUR PASSWORD AND YOUR PASSWORD MUST BE 12 CONSECUTIVE CHARACTERS AND YOUR PASSWORD MUST BE 12 CONSECUTIVE CHARACTERS WITH A GIRTH AND MUST HAVE AND MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO ON TUESDAY NIGHT. FUCK YOU! WHAT DO YOU THINK HACKERS WANNA DO ON MY DISNEY PLUS WHY WHY DO I NEED TWO FACTOR TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION ON MY CHIPOTLE ACCOUNT? MATTER OF FACT, MATTER OF FACT, WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A CHIPOTLE ACCOUNT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. EVERYWHERE I GO. LOG IN BEFORE YOU LOG IN BEFORE YOU CAN BUY. DID YOU UPDATE YOUR PASSWORD? YOUR PASSWORD YOUR PASSWORD IS OVERDUE. TIME FOR YOUR PASSWORD YOUR PASSWORD WAS COMPROMISED. CHANGE IT NOW. CHANGE IT NOW. YOUR PASSWORD CAN'T BE YOUR OLD ONE. YOUR PASSWORD MUST BE NEW. PASS PASS THESE GETTING GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES.: YOU CAN'T USE THE OLD ONE THAT YOU HAD. OR WORSE, OR WORSE, THEY MAKE YOU RESET THE FUCKING PASSWORD. AND BY THE TIME YOU GET TO IT AND PUT IN A NEW PASSWORD, THEY TELL YOU, OH, YOUR PASSWORD IS YOUR YOU CAN'T USE YOU CAN'T USE THAT. I JUST TRIED IT. IT I'M EXHAUSTED. I'M EXHAUSTED. MY TV'S GOT A MY MY FRONT DOOR'S GOT A PASSWORD. MY PHONE'S GOT A PASSWORD.: NEXT THING IS MY ASSbigvee GONNA HAVE A PASSWORD. I GOTTA PUT A CODE IN BEFORE I CAN TAKE A SHIT. PASSWORD PASSWORD THIS, PASSWORD PASSWORD THIS, PASSWORD THAT FUCK A PASSWORD I DON'T THINK THERE'S A PASSWORD TO HELL AM I GONNA NEED TO RESET MY PASSWORD TO HELL?

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Do I need a password to die? #password #standup #comedy #reels #reset