5 AM MORNING ROUTINE What's up, people of TikTok?

5 AM MORNING ROUTINE What's up, people of TikTok? Welcome to my 5:00am morning routine. And I do this to myself because I am allowed to come into work anytime before 9 and seeing as waking up sucks either way, I choose to go in early so I can get out early. Because waking up at 5 and waking up at 7, low key feels the same, but getting out of work at three versus 5 is a massive difference. Well, well, well, what do we have here? It's me procrastinating, folding my laundry yet again, bane of my existence. Truly. You guys know the drill. First things first is making our bed and then letting our skincare get marinating while we go and make our greens. And then letting our skincare get marinating while we go and make our greens. in a dream world, I would let my skincare marinate for at least an hour. But in the mornings, we literally only have the 5 minutes that it takes me to make my bloom. So that's what we recommend. And you guys, I am so proud to report that I was very, very brave last night and did not watch the Love Island episode. I bullied myself into going to bed early because I have not done that once since Love Island started like 40 days ago. And I will say the sleep deprivation is getting out of hand. I cannot wait for it to end. At the same time, I will be devastated. I'm sure you all can relate. However, now we are pivoting to talk about my sick coffee machine. Ninja so kindly sent over their new auto barista and it is the best thing that I've ever owned in my entire life. Next, in between makeup and hair, packing up my lunch. And yes, I am making my lunch on top of yesterday's leftovers. mind your business. And apparently I just need a little bit of bullying this week. So someone needs to tell me that I need to wash my blueberries or else like I need you to really freak me out about it. More big news. I'm one of those freaks now who drinks bone broth out of a literal coffee mug. Brodo sent this over and I was very skeptical. but unfortunately now I can't live without. And then you always know what I say, a Lacroix a day keeps the doctor away. My flat iron was heating up while I packed my lunch box and I don't even honestly know why I did this because it is so humid outside. These last all of point two seconds. Don't judge me, you guys. You've seen this outfit before. Brown on Brown. Lizzie McGuire. You are an outfit repeater. Scent of the day is my everyday go to. It is Kylie cosmic. Smells divine. Anyways, that's my morning routine. It makes me sick that I have to do this all over again tomorrow.