I'm too consumed

I caught my stupid ass rabbit using my phone last night. Apparently he recorded himself editing a typography lyric. I watched the footage and bro Loki cooked. He started by typing out the first lyrics and arranging them in a square. Then he changed the background to four different colors and screenshotted them. Then he changed the colors of the text. He added two keyframes and made them slide onto the screen with the cubic out graph. Then he turned all the text white so it only appeared when the colors showed up. He saved this project to my camera roll. He needs a minion wearing an astronaut suit. To achieve this he clicked AI edit. Then pasted this prompt and hit generate to create this beautiful image. He created another project with this. He used chroma key to remove the background and then a circle mask to get rid of the AI mark in the corner. Then he added two keyframes and made the minion float up with the cubic out graph. Then he added mini stars to the background. Then he added another keyframe at the end of the minion clip to make him slowly zoom and rotate. Then he typed out each of the lyrics and screenshotted them. Then he selected slice and then filter them surround the minion. Then he added keyframes to the start and end of each lyric and made them slowly zoom in along with the astronaut. Then he added the blur effect to each text image and made the blur go from 100 to zero creating a smooth blur in animation. He saved this and added it to the main project. To give the edit more depth he added a few keyframes on the minion clip and zoomed in. Finally it's time to tie it all together with effects. He started by adding glow 2 to the last clip. Then he added horizontal flash to the whole edit. He lowered the glow, filter, intensity and texture. Then he added the painting effect and lowered the filter and texture a bit and applied it to the first two clips. The final effect is god rays. He lowered the blur and glow and applied it to the whole edit. If you're still watching comment taco and repost the video. Now here's the finished edit.