Customer: Real situation btw* (Happened today actually)
Customer: I destroyed his transmission.
Customer: Let's get into it.
Customer: Yeah, so you need a transmission.
Customer: It's gonna be $4,000.
Customer: That's weird.
Customer: 'Cause I didn't need a transmission until you
Customer: pumped my transmission fluid.
Customer: No, you did though, actually.
Customer: Remember what we were talking about?
Customer: Yeah, yeah, you brought me your car every
Customer: oil change for the last 100,000 miles.
Customer: You even did them on time.
Customer: But then you told us to fuck off
Customer: anytime we tried to recommend other preventative maintenance items.
Customer: Saying, nope, just the oil change.
Customer: Just the oil change.
Customer: That after years of neglecting maintenance.
Customer: Here we are today.
Customer: Problems accelerating, transmission codes.
Customer: Thinking, oh, I know what's gonna fix it.
Customer: Let's just replace the fluid.
Customer: 'Cause that fucking works.
Customer: I even tried to convince you not to do it.
Customer: But for some reason, you are just convinced that you know more than I do.
Customer: Are you calling me stupid?
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: You're forcing your absolute
Customer: No, that's so disrespectful.
Customer: I want to speak to your manager.
Customer: It's not my fault. You chose a $4,000 transmission over a $100 maintenance item.
Customer: You only got to get it done once every few years.
Customer: But you're like, nope, the mechanic is scamming me and I know more than the mechanic.
Customer: You just need the oil change.
Customer: Just like my grandpa told me.
Customer: Who also doesn't know shit.
Customer: Phone.
Customer: Somebody get the goddamn phone.
Customer: What do you want?
Customer: Yeah, yeah, we can do brakes.
Customer: How long can you go on metal to metal brakes?
Customer: Shut the fuck up, Kyle. I'm on the phone with a genius.
Customer: I would have gotten your brakes changed maybe 2 millimeters ago.
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: Metal to metal means it should have been done.
Customer: My tone?
Customer: You're the one calling me for fucking help.
Customer: Not one second.
Customer: I don't know, boss. Maybe if you didn't want me cussing at customers, you shouldn't have made me answer the phone.
Customer: You also have a knocking noise coming from your engine.
Customer: Yeah, no, he also has a knocking noise coming from his engine.
Customer: The guy with metal on metal brakes also has a knocking noise coming from his engine.
Customer: Big surprise.
Customer: I mean, yeah, if you want to get it fixed, you know, it might be expensive, but we can definitely take care of it.
Customer: What time do you want to come by?
Customer: Okay, cool. We'll see you in a couple hours.
Customer: Oh, but you're in a rush.
Customer: Your car is not stopping and your engine is making knocking sounds and you're in a rush.
Customer: Okay, yeah, yeah. Come on by. We'll get you in and out in a day.
Customer: POV automotive technician
Customer: I've been getting a lot of DMs from people asking for advice on how to become an automotive technician.
Customer: Here's some advice for you.
Customer: Fuck.
Customer: I'm gonna keep it sloppy with you, bro.
Customer: This shit sucks.
Customer: Hey boss, did that engine get approved?
Customer: Nice, man. That's like 21 hours.
Customer: Oh, but you're only gonna pay me 7 hours because it's warranty.
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: I didn't want to pay my rent this month.
Customer: Thank God.
Customer: You know, I don't really want a job that pays me a lot of money.
Customer: I want to work with my hands. Probably the dumbest shit that I've ever said in my life.
Customer: Bobby, why don't you do something else?
Customer: You're still young. You don't have to be a mechanic.
Customer: I'll tell you why.
Customer: It's because I like suffering.
Customer: You think this is fun?
Customer: Getting paid 3.7 hours to do this job.
Customer: After taxes, that's about enough money to buy half a ham sandwich.
Customer: I can make a lot of money as a mechanic. I just have to flag a lot of hours.
Customer: Real shit.
Customer: Electrician, HVAC, welding, industrial maintenance, the military, the fucking oil field, anything.
Customer: Pick any of them. Don't do this shit. Do this shit at home for fun.
Customer: Hey, boss, did that engine get approved?
Customer: Nice, man. That's like 21 hours.
Customer: Oh, but you're only gonna pay me 7 hours because it's warranty.
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: I didn't want to pay my rent this month.
Customer: Thank God.
Customer: You know, I don't really want a job that pays me a lot of money.
Customer: I want to work with my hands. Probably the dumbest shit that I've ever said in my life.
Customer: Bobby, why don't you do something else?
Customer: You're still young. You don't have to be a mechanic.
Customer: I'll tell you why.
Customer: It's because I like suffering.
Customer: You think this is fun?
Customer: Getting paid 3.7 hours to do this job.
Customer: After taxes, that's about enough money to buy half a ham sandwich.
Customer: I can make a lot of money as a mechanic. I just have to flag a lot of hours.
Customer: Real shit.
Customer: Electrician, HVAC, welding, industrial maintenance, the military, the fucking oil field, anything.
Customer: Pick any of them. Don't do this shit. Do this shit at home for fun.
Customer: Hey, boss, did that engine get approved?
Customer: Nice, man. That's like 21 hours.
Customer: Oh, but you're only gonna pay me 7 hours because it's warranty.
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: I didn't want to pay my rent this month.
Customer: Thank God.
Customer: You know, I don't really want a job that pays me a lot of money.
Customer: I want to work with my hands. Probably the dumbest shit that I've ever said in my life.
Customer: Bobby, why don't you do something else?
Customer: You're still young. You don't have to be a mechanic.
Customer: I'll tell you why.
Customer: It's because I like suffering.
Customer: You think this is fun?
Customer: Getting paid 3.7 hours to do this job.
Customer: After taxes, that's about enough money to buy half a ham sandwich.
Customer: I can make a lot of money as a mechanic. I just have to flag a lot of hours.
Customer: Real shit.
Customer: Electrician, HVAC, welding, industrial maintenance, the military, the fucking oil field, anything.
Customer: Pick any of them. Don't do this shit. Do this shit at home for fun.
