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HEY, WHAT'S THIS OIL PAN MADE OUT OF? ALUMINUM? NO, WE NEED TO MAKE THAT PLASTIC. YOU GUYS LIKE V8 ENGINES? V8 ENGINES? WE'RE GONNA TAKE A TRUCK AND CRAM A TURBO FOUR CYLINDER IN IT. IT'S GONNA TAKE 17,000 MILES. NO, NO. OIL PAN NEEDS TO BE PLASTIC. VALVE COVERS NEED TO BE PLASTIC. FUCKING. YOU GUYS EVER DO ANYTHING WITH PLASTIC SUSPENSION PIECES? YEAH, LET'S MAKE FUCK IT, MAKE THE ENGINE PLASTIC. REAR VIEW MIRRORS WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS FUCKING GIANT IPAD PUT IT WHERE THE REAR VIEW MIRROR WOULD NORMALLY GO. RIGHT? AND EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT IT WRONG, IT'S GONNA MALFUNCTION. THE FUCKING BODY PLASTIC, THE WINDOWS, PLASTIC. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FUCKING PLASTIC. PLASTIC DRAIN PLUGS, PLASTIC BOLTS. EVERY GODDAMN THING'S GOTTA BE PLASTIC. WHY DID YOU GUYS MAKE THIS EASY TO WORK ON? OKAY, I LOVE THE THOUGHT PROCESS, BUT WE'RE GONNA SCRATCH THAT. FUCKING PLASTIC TIRES, PLASTIC FUCKING MIRROR. YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE THE TWIN TURBO FOUR CYLINDERS? WHAT ABOUT THREE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS WITH MECHANICS NOT FIXING THEIR FUCKED UP CARS. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 2003 CHEVY SILVERADO. IT'S GOT 180,000 FUCKING MILES ON IT. OOH, FUCK. IT'S BEEN LEAKING OUT OF THE WATER PUMP FUCKING YEAR. THERE'S SOME ELECTRICAL NOT GETTING IGNITION VOLTAGE. CONSTANT SOURCE VOLTAGE. NEEDS A FRONT WHEEL BEARING. BRAKES ARE FUCKED, SUSPENSION'S FUCKED, A/C IS FUCKED. GOT ANOTHER ELECTRICAL ISSUE WHERE, LIKE, I PUT NEW BLEND DOOR ACTUATORS IN IT, THE SWITCHES STILL DON'T FUCKING WORK. SO IF I WANT HEAT ON THE LEFT SIDE, THE ACTUATOR OFF AND FUCKING TURN THE AIRBOX AND IN ONE DIRECTION. GOTTA REMOVE THE TO BE COLD. BUT GOD DAMN IT, I'LL TELL THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING RUNNING MOTHERFUCKING TRUCKS I'VE EVER HAD IN I'M LOOKING AT AND THAT BITCH IS BEAUTIFUL. IT'S FUCKED UP, FUCKED UP ENOUGH FOR ME TO NAH MEAN? I CAN'T TELL UNPOLISHED DIAMOND OR A POLISHED TURD. KNOW. AND AFTER FIXING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY, FUCK IT. WE'RE TILL THE WHEELS LITERALLY COME OFF. DEALERSHIPS ARE WHINING ABOUT, OOH, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TECHNICIANS. WE HAVE 6,000 OPEN BAYS. NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE. BITCH! WHY MECHANICS AREN'T GOING TO THE FUCKING DEALERSHIP? Y'ALL'S FUCKING WARRANTY! THE FUCK YOU PAY ME FOUR HOURS TO DO A HEAD GASKET? THE FUCK YOU PAY ME 1.9 HOURS TO DROP THE SUBFRAME, REMOVE THE STEERING RACK, REPLACE THE GEARBOX, PUT THE STEERING RACK BACK ON THE SUBFRAME, SUBFRAME BACK IN THE CAR, AND ALIGN IT FOR 1.9 HOURS? YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP. HONESTLY, YOU COULD HAVE ME ANYMORE FUCKED UP. WANTED TO GET FUCKED, I COULD JUST FUCKED MYSELF. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE AFTERMARKET WARRANTIES, Y'ALL FUCK THE TECHNICIAN AND THE CUSTOMER. HAD A CUSTOMER VEHICLE THAT NEEDED A HEAD GASKET. THEY BOUGHT THE VEHICLE FROM ANOTHER PLACE OVER A YEAR AGO. RIGHT, AND AFTER THE WARRANTY COMPANY INSISTED THAT THEY ONLY PAY SIX HOURS FOR AN 18 HOUR HEAD GASKET, THEY ULTIMATELY DENIED THE CLAIM. WAS NO WAY THAT THE HEAD GASKET TOOK A SHIT AFTER THEY AND THAT IT EXISTING CONDITION. FUCKING THE CUSTOMER AND TRYING TO FUCK ME. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT IT HAPPENED AFTER THEY BOUGHT IF I HAD A SUPERPOWER THAT TOLD ME WHEN PARTS WERE GOING OH, MY GOD. RICH MOTHERFUCKER. THEM FUCKING BAYS FILLED? PAY US THE FULL PRICE FOR WARRANTY REPAIRS, BITCH. THIS IS WHY YOU QUICK CAR. MOTHERFUCKERS ONLY MAKE 13.75 AN HOUR. SON OF A BITCH. LOOK AT IT. GODDAMN. WE JUST COMPRESSOR IN THIS BITCH. AN OIL CHANGE. CUSTOMER STATES A C IS NO LONGER BLOWING COLD. YEAH, NO SHIT. AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING ASK, NOT REPLACE THE COMPRESSOR BECAUSE THE A/C LINES WERE LEAKING. WE VERIFIED THAT IT NEEDED A COMPRESSOR. SO FUCK YOU. LUBE UP THAT GASKET SLIDE HER ON THERE AND GO. WOO! ALRIGHT, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S HAND FUCKING TIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT CLEANING. SPRAY THE FUCKING PISS OUT OF IT. ALRIGHT, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S HAND FUCKING TIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT CLEANING. SPRAY THE FUCKING PISS OUT OF IT. THE MECHANICS NOT TRYING TO SCAM YOU. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING DUMB. AN OIL CHANGE, AND THE MECHANIC ALL OF THIS OTHER STUFF. STEPHANIE, ALL YOU'VE LAST 130,000 FUCKING MILES CHANGE EVERY 7K ALL THEM FUCKING LIGHTS ON YOUR DASHBOARD. YEAH, THAT'S NOT FOR DECORATION, BIG DOG. YOU'VE DECLINED EVERY PIECE OF PREVENTATIVE MAINTENANCE THAT'S BEEN RECOMMENDED THE LAST 10 YEARS. YOUR BRAKE PADS SOUND LIKE SOMEONE'S DRAGGING A SKILLET ON THE CONCRETE. AND YOUR MOTOR MOUNTS ARE SO FUCKED, I'M SURPRISED THE ENGINE HASN'T FALLEN OUT. YOU AIN'T GOTTA BUY THE FUCKING REPAIRS. TRYING TO KEEP LITTLE SAFER. YOU KNOW HOW EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU RUN YOUR ENGINE, THE WHOLE CAR IS SHAKING IS VIOLENT VIBRATION THAT WASN'T THERE TWO YEARS AGO? YEAH. THAT'S NOT FUCKING NORMAL. OIL CAN LIGHT THAT COMES ON? YEAH. YOU NEED AN OIL CHANGE. THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEEDED AN OIL CHANGE A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO GET ONE. YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEATING ON WEEKENDS ONLY. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?