When you Apply for a Loan

When you Apply for a Loan. Ji bataiye mem. Mem loan chahiye tha. Ho jayega kya karte hain aap? Business karte hain. Toh apna Aadhar card, Pan card aur do photo do. Aadhar card, Pan card aur do photo. Yeh mem Aadhar card, yeh Pan card. Do saal ki ITR bhi do. ITR bhi chahiye do saal ki. Acha acha toh mem abhi toh hai nahi banwa lata hoon. Kal aata hoon main aapke paas. Mem banwa li ITR do saal ki yeh lijiye. Iski competition bhi de do. Competition yeh kya hota hai mem? Business mein aapka len den kaisa hai yeh saari details ismein hoti hain. Acha acha aur balance sheet bhi chahiye. Aur balance sheet bhi. Profit and loss ke saath. Theek hai mem. Ab toh kal hi aaunga mem ab toh late ho gaya duty se theek hai kal aata hoon. Mem yeh do saal ki balance sheet aur yeh competition dekh lijiye. Acha ek kaam karo apna Udyam registration bhi banwa lo. Mem ek baar mein bata dijiye na har din nayi nayi cheez pata chal rahi hai. Bhaiya process hota hai yeh ek baar mein humein bhi nahi pata chalta kya kya chahiye. Theek hai mem. Mem yeh lijiye Udyam registration ab bataiye kitne din lag jayenge loan mein. Ab toh ho jayega bas account ki statement chahiye. Toh mem aapke bank mein toh khata hai mera statement nikal lo aap. Are aapki nahi aapki wife ki chahiye. Bibi ka bibi ke kya lena dena isse. Acha ab tumhein wife se koi lena dena hi nahi hai. Theek hai mem lata hoon account statement bibi ki. Mem yeh wife ki account statement lijiye aur ab bataiye aur kya chahiye janam se lekar marne tak ke saare kagaz le aaya hoon main bataiye ab kya chahiye. Ab toh samjho ho gaya bas ek guarantor aur le aao. Mem saare kagaz le aaya toh ab guarantor chahiye aapko. Woh toh lagega hi. Mem ek kaam karu apni bibi ko apna guarantor bana doon? Nahi. Mistry aajao bhaiya. Baitho mem ab toh guarantor bhi mil gaya ab toh ho jayega loan. Ab toh samjho ho gaya par yeh kya aapke upar toh teen loan already chal rahe hain. Teen loan chal rahe hain lekin mem maine saare clear kar diye hain. Mujhe kaise pata chalega? NOC lekar aao uski. Ab NOC lani padegi. Lo bhaiya ab NOC lani padegi theek hai mem. Are bhaiya kya hua loan chahiye tha? Haan yaar bhaiya kabhi kuch manga na kabhi kuch manga abhi tak kagaz hi pure nahi ho paaye sab kuch toh le liya unhone. Are woh nahi degi yaar. Nahi degi? Haan. Main yahan ka dalal hoon mujhe 2000 rupaye do main karwa ke deta hoon loan. Pakka? Pakka. Kitne ka chahiye? 5 lakh ka chahiye. Are bhaiya ho jayega yaar kaisi baat kar rahe ho. Karwa dena bhaiya. Kaisi baat kar di yaar. Mem yeh lijiye teenon saal ki NOC aur mem Sanjay ji ne baat kari hogi aapse. Haan ji unka call aa gaya tha. Mem ab toh saare documents bhi ho gaye hain toh ab kitne din lag jayenge loan mein? Loan toh ho gaya aapka. Sachi? Haan ji. Bade buzurg sahi kehte hain bina dalali ke kaam hota nahi hai. Thank you so much mem aapne hamara loan karwa diya. Kitna loan chahiye tha aapko? Mem 5 lakh. Utna toh nahi ho paaya thoda sa kam hua hai. Kam hua hai? Koi baat nahi mem thoda bahut chalta hi rehta hai kitna hua hai? Aapka loan hua hai pure 25525 rupaye ka.