POV: the worst customer orders a coffee

I'll take a coffee, please. And look, I'm gonna stop you right there. I just want a standard run-of-the-mill coffee, okay? Not fancy latte, cappuccino, nonsense. Just a regular coffee. No, no, look, look, look, you're not listening to me. Not an Americano, not a cappuccino, just a standard British coffee, okay? Look, how hard is it? Every time I come in here, it's like, oh, latte, cappuccino, caramel, this, that, and the other. Trying to upsell. I can see right through it, okay? Just a standard coffee, that's it. Do you understand? Good. Now I'm glad I got that out of the way. I'd also like it extra hot. No, no, hang on, come back, come back. I'd like it extra hot. You probably think I mean hot. I want it extra hot, okay? Because every time I come in here for a coffee, I'll be talking to my friend and when I come back to it, it's bloody lukewarm. And I refuse to drink it. So I'm telling you right now, if it's not extra hot, I'll be bringing it back, okay? No, I'm just giving you a warning before. Because once I sit down with the coffee, if it's lukewarm, I'll bring it back. And then you're gonna have to make me another one, okay? How much? Just ridiculous prices every time. You know, your competitor down the road only charges half. But it's just something to think about, okay? You're gonna start losing loyal customers like myself. Yeah, that's it for me. Great. I'll wait over here, yeah? Okay.