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You might be hearing about the new iPhone coming out and you're like I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So let's translate. That's the new iPhone. It has a new color. It has a new camera. Everyone will notice the difference with this camera. It's that good. It'll have about an hour longer battery. But they'll probably claim it's gonna be like three to four hours longer. It's not. They're making a folding one. It's gonna be really fucking expensive. Samsung copied it. There's not gonna be a regular iPhone 18. That will come next year. In September, only the folds and only the Pros because money. This new iPhone gets a new series. And that series is seductive if you wanted it to be. That series is smarter and knows everything about you and everything on your phone. Yes, you can opt out. Kind of. If you like the glass look, you can have more glass look. If you don't like the glass look, you can have matte glass. You're still getting glass. This guy still works at Apple. He's just not the CEO. Now you can be the go-to Apple friend in your friend group. Enjoy that. Honor. Yep. You've been educated. No control.