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Guys, I'm finally at the age where all my friends actually do have to be lawyers and be doctors and be engineers in the next five years. Quickly, quickly. I do, in fact, need to have at least three doctors in my friend group. And to have at least two lawyers in my friend group. I need to have at least five engineers in my friend group. If I am on a plane, I need to be like, mmm, who's my emergency contacts? I have five people on speed dial. 5 people speed dial. When I start going to people's weddings as a grown adult, not as a child, but as a grown adult, when I start going to my friends' weddings, I need that wedding to be popping. I need that wedding to be popping. I need to know I smell money. I smell money. I know that honeymoon is gonna go crazy. I just know it's gonna go crazy. I need my friends to get financially straight now. To get financially straight now. Because by the time we're in our early 30s, everybody's married or about to get married. Everybody has at least about four degrees between them and their spouse. Yeah, dope, dope. I'm there. You say, hey, let's go on a group trip. Everybody has their passports, good to go, already updated. Everybody has TSA Pre check and clear and Global Entry, everything. Everybody has access to a lounge at the Airport? Yeah. You wanna go to, I don't know, Spain? You wanna go to Zimbabwe? You wanna go to Madagascar? You wanna go to Brazil? You wanna go to Nantucket? Like car already paid for. Done. Done. Done deal. Done. Done. Done deal.