I've been seeing people talking about

I'VE BEEN SEEING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT GETTING THE NUMBERS TATTOOED ON THEIR WRISTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE A STRANGER THINGS TATTOO. LIKE, "I'M JUST GONNA PICK MY FAVOURITE NUMBER, LIKE DOUBLE 07 OR DOUBLE 0 1, 1, AND GET IT TATTOOED RIGHT HERE ON MY WRIST." OKAY, I KNOW SOME OF Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE BEEN HOMESCHOOLED OR SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. MAYBE YOU WERE AMISH AND JUST ESCAPED. THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY EXCUSE I CAN COME UP WITH. BECAUSE IF YOU WENT TO AN AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOL, OR HONESTLY, EVEN A PRIVATE SCHOOL, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY PUTTING A NUMBER TATTOO ON YOUR WRIST IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. THERE'S A VERY SIGNIFICANT HISTORICAL EVENT FROM LESS THAN 100 YEARS AGO THAT PEOPLE ARE IMMEDIATELY GONNA THINK OF WHEN THEY SEE THAT. YES, STRANGER THINGS IS A HUGE SHOW. I GET IT. WE ALL LOVE IT. BUT Y'ALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT THE HISTORICAL CONNOTATIONS OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT ARE ALWAYS GONNA OUTWEIGH THE POPULARITY OF A TV SHOW. LIKE, I KNOW WE'RE ALL EXCITED AND WE WANNA COMMEMORATE THE SHOW SOMEHOW, BUT LET'S BE SO FUCKING SERIOUS FOR A SECOND. IF YOU GET NUMBERS TATTOOED ON YOUR WRIST BECAUSE OF STRANGER THINGS, I GENUINELY THINK YOU MIGHT BE MISSING A PIECE OF YOUR FRONTAL LOBE, BRO. AND ALSO, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR ASS CHECKED OVER THAT. I'M JUST SAYING. I'M NOT GONNA HELP YOU IF IT HAPPENS. SAY CHEERIO TO MURI KO.