ZODIAC SIGNS AS WORLD CUP SOCCER TEAMS

The World Cup is almost over but before it ends let's do the zodiac signs as World Cup soccer teams. Capricorn is Germany, disciplined, tough, overall winners. They didn't win the World Cup of course but they're winners. Aquarius is Japan, innovative, unpredictable, they will surprise you. And like low-key, they're a few steps ahead of everybody else. Just like Aquarius. Pisces is Brazil, lovable, a fan favorite, creative, fun, swaggy on the field. Also good-looking. We all love to watch Brazil play soccer, World Cup or not. Aries is Argentina. Besides being public enemy number one, they're also just really intense and competitive, just like Aries. Taurus is England. Traditional, kind of chill, kind of low-key. We come out and do our best. Like low-key England wins even when they lose, you know? Gemini is USA. Energetic and fun, but like not the best. Amazing win one day, terrible loss the next day. Gemini, baby. Cancer is Mexico. Traditional, loyal, ride or die, prideful, and like they're gonna have fun either way. Leo is France. Charismatic, star power, loves the spotlight. Also, France got a fine ass team, okay? And I know Leo's like that. Virgo is Spain. The Spain team is very technical, very precise, very intentional. That's how they made it to the finals, just like Virgo at the top of their game. Libra is Portugal. Elegant, stylish, cute, flamboyant. They just make the game look good, even down to their uniforms this year. Scorpio is Morocco. Fierce, the underdog, not afraid of a challenge ever. Sagittarius is Colombia. A fun team, a team that's full of energy, a team that we love to watch. A team that's like fun to be around and their fans are fun to be around. The World Cup this year was the cultural experience I needed and I'm so glad it was in America.