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So, last like or like last month, like three weeks ago, my sister is 14, okay? And she was going on a like mother-daughter seaside trip before high school with like some of her friends. And so all the moms were like, if Hannah wants to come too, she's more than welcome to come, like whatever. I'm like, yes, like free trip, let's go. So I go with them. And apparently, in Seaside, Florida, there are these beach parties like every single night where like all these high school kids like they just get so drunk and they just party on the beach. So I've been to Seaside like a few times, but I've never been to these beach parties. Like I didn't think it was actually like legit. No, it's legit. So my sister, I don't know what has happened to her. She used to be like this cute little innocent girl. She is dying to go to these beach parties. So she convinces everybody at the beach that morning like we're going to the party tonight. Like guys, we're going to the party. We're going to meet Huzz. We're going to meet Beach Huzz. So I'm like, oh my gosh, like what is going on? So one of the moms was like, I'm cool with y'all going, but I want to go with y'all just to make sure, like scope it out. And I'm going to sit in the corner and no one's going to know that I'm a mom and I'm going to sit there, which like 100% I completely agree with. Like because again, none of us have been to these parties, so we don't know like what it's like. So Seaside has like a curfew, I guess, at 10:00 p.m. where like cops shut everything down at 10:00, like I don't really know. So we take our little bikes and we go to this place called like Dogwood. The mom is with us, which is like so fun. She's awesome. I love her. She's drinking cut waters. So we go down to the party and it's just like this mosh pit of like high school boys and like I'm not going to lie, like I was scared, okay? So all these like 15-year-old boys are coming up to me and they're like asking how old I am and I'm like, oh, I'm the chaperone. I'm like, I'm 21. I am too old to be at this party. I'm 21 years old, just allowed to drink and I'm too old to be at this party, right? So the mom is like over there by herself, whatever, and at one point it hits like 9:45 and I'm like, guys, like I don't want the cops to like come and like y'all get in trouble. Like they weren't drinking. I was like, I don't think we should deal with any trouble. So we go over to the mom, okay? And then we're just like all standing there and this like group of like five like teenage boys, one of them is so drunk, he comes over and like immediately was like, and just like starts throwing up in the sand, okay? And comes up to us and like looks and was like, how old are you? How old are you? How old are you? I'm like, my sister's like, oh, I'm 14 and her friends are like, oh, I'm 14, like we're going to high school and I'm like, and they're like, oh cool, I'm 15. Like they're flirting, whatever, getting their beach Huzz rizzing, right? Then they look at me and they're like, how old are you? So rude. And I'm like 21. They're like, oh, and then they're like, is that a mom? Oh my gosh, is that a mom? Acting like it's like the craziest thing they've ever seen, okay? She goes, yes, I'm the mom. And they go, oh, can you make it clap? Y'all, I, I died. I fell to the ground. Are you all ready? She starts Guys, guys. I literally, I don't know. I like I was I have no words. So anyway, we're just having the time of our life. We leave because the girls had the most fun. I think like I don't know, that story, this story is just something that will like I know is going to go throughout all their like high school experience and be like their little inside joke like can it clap? Y'all don't understand. We go back to the house and I told her and I was like, you started clapping, like do you know what that means? She's like, oh, well next time you're going to have to teach me how to clap.