Private Equity in an Alternate Universe

Private Equity in an Alternate Universe. What if instead of buying a business and investing a lot of money into the product so society gets as much benefit as possible, since we're using a lot of debt on this deal, all of our partners should co-sign on the loan so the banks don't have to worry about losing money. What if instead of buying a company, selling their property to put cash in our pockets and then renting it back to them, we just let them keep running as is since they're clearly doing something right. We are not gonna pressure our suppliers to give us better payment terms and more discounts since we want to keep good relationships with them. Instead of making an associate spend three days digging through old memos, fund reports and data rooms to rediscover something the firm already knows, we're just gonna use V7 Context Graph. It connects a firm's funds, GPs, assets, valuations, and source evidence into one living memory layer. For that company we just acquired, instead of laying off all of their employees so we're slightly better off, let's give them all bonuses to thank them for their hard work.