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We raised 2 million euros. It took 11 months and only a 90 page grant form. But the money is clean. We are already profitable. Real customers, real revenue. No hype. We work 35 hours a weekend. Everyone takes August off. And I also coach my daughter's football team on Wednesdays. We're building something sustainable, something that lasts. I think that's what a real company looks like. I raised 50 million dollars on a Notion Doc. We have no product, no revenue and a 3 billion dollar valuation. I work 120 hours a week. I have not seen daylight since the seed round. My co-founder left, so I kept his desk and his equity. We were a dog walking app on Monday. But we are a defence contractor now. I don't take August off. I don't take mornings off. Sleep is a liquidity event. Last week I sold my apartment to extend runway. I live in the office.
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