This is why not everyone should be allowed to vote

First of all, I don't think everybody should be allowed to vote anyway. I can tell you the moment I came to this conclusion. I was at a Verizon. I was getting a new phone. And it was me, some other dude in a dirty high-vis shirt that clearly just got off of work. It's like 6:00 in the afternoon. I'm getting my photos and stuff transferred onto my new phone. And it's like, I got the Verizon guy helping me, Verizon guy helping him, and a third Verizon guy just kind of standing there and we're all chatting while things are getting done. And this 60-year-old woman comes storming in Verizon with a fucking attitude. She's holding a surge protector, you know like the power strip with like seven plugins on it? She's holding that and a fucking phone charger in her hand and she walks up and is like, you sold me this yesterday and it doesn't work. I'm watching, like I'm engaged now. And the Verizon guy's like, what do you mean it doesn't work? Like, like it won't charge your phone? And she goes, no, I can't even plug it in. And you know how the fucking phone chargers now, the prongs fold in because some asshole stepped on it one time, so now they have to fold in so you don't step on them. She grabs it with the prongs folded in and just smacks the two pieces together like a fucking caveman that doesn't know how fire works and looks at him and goes, see? And he folds the prongs out and plugs it in. And then she realizes that she's a fucking moron and goes, thanks, and walks out. So yes, not everybody should be allowed to vote. It was a fucking two-piece puzzle with one moving part.