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I was this close to getting into MIT. Obviously, I'm 100% capped. But a couple months ago, I was in Boston with some of my friends and we decided to visit the MIT campus. And so we were walking through this one building and in the lobby was the MIT juggling club. And they had a bucket full of napkins for people to just go and juggle. So I did what anybody who knows how to juggle does. And I picked up three napkins and I just started juggling. And I was in this bitch like this. Hey. And then mid juggle, this nice old lady comes up to me, who I presume is like the head of the juggling club. And she asked me, are you here for the summer? And in that moment, I was like, dude, should I lie right now? Like, should I just start trolling? But no, I couldn't. Like, she looked too nice. I was like, oh, no, I'm sorry. I'm from California. She was like, oh, yeah, they must have some juggling clubs there too. So yeah, maybe if I just kept my ass off, she would have let me into the MIT juggling club and then that's all I get into school. But it is what it is, bro.
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