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Alright, and we'll end our tour right here at the healing section of the temple, where you guys will be using your new divine magic in order to seal up wounds. Yeah. Sorry, Quick question. Yes, initiate. Yeah, forgive me if this comes off as like a little offensive or something, but why are there so many people in that line over there that look like they're perfectly healthy? Ah yes, so that's actually the line that goes to the redo ward. Oh, is that just where we redo like magical wards and protections and things like that? Oh, not in the slightest. That's actually a surgery ward where we have to redo removals and procedures that people accidentally had undone when they took a little bit too much healing magic. I'm sorry, what? Yeah, so like that guy in the back right there who keeps rubbing his neck like this, he rolled way too well on a healing potion and his tonsils grew back, so we gotta get 'em back out again. Oh my god... That guy to his left is on his second gallbladder removal 'cause it keeps giving him trouble. Um, that woman over there, her name is Bertha. She's actually on her sixth go around getting her appendix taken out- 'cause it keeps getting healed and bursting and getting healed again... I'm sorry, all of this sounds awful. Honestly, the really bad parts we haven't invented anesthesia yet, so we just wipe their memory after the procedure and make them think that they took it like a champ. ...is that even ethical? Definitely not. But it's also a church, so, you know, ethics get a little bit fluid around here anyway. Hang on. Why... Why is that guy crying over there? He's like... He's rocking back and forth. I don't think I've ever seen that much sweat before- that guy. Uh, he is actually from a neighboring town a little bit down south, and their culture is very tied to a specific procedure that happens in one's nether regions. What are you... You know, I think I'm just gonna go become a Warlock instead. if that's okay. You're the third one this week. Exit's that way.