They tell you not to tan because it'll give you the big C, but then they put toxins, parabens, and red dyes in all of our self tanners, so it's just gonna do the same fucking thing.

They tell you not to tan because it'll give you the big C, but then they put toxins, parabens, and red dyes in all of our self tanners, so it's just gonna do the same fucking thing. Thank you to my best friend who is a model who found this self tanner that I'm wearing right now, that doesn't stain your clothes, has no toxins, parabens, or red dyes in it, and it doesn't transfer. You don't have to wash it off. 15 minutes after you put it on, it's completely transfer proof. It doesn't get streaky because it has this white cast so you can see where you're actually going. I'm actually wearing it right now. Do you see her fucking tan I am? So I know you're gonna be like, oh, if you don't wash it off, then it's gonna smell like shit. No, it doesn't. It smells like coconut and fucking vanilla. The best friend's agent made her and all the other models wear it because it makes their eyes look bluer, their teeth look whiter, and their muscles look more defined. And like this is what you get. The tan is so bronze and gorgeous. There's zero orange tint to it. It's also a lotion, so it hydrates the shit out of your skin. It has pomegranate extract, aloe vera extract, and shea butter in it. They have the lotion, they have the mousse, they have the face tanner lotion, and then they have the tanning drops. They're all so good. It just depends on your preference. The medium to dark is the best color. I recommend that, but it does sell out really, really quickly. So if you don't see the medium to dark, get the lighter color and build on it. I'm gonna try it. I think they're doing a sale right now. Check the link below. These bottles are huge and they last for forever.