I hate IFAs.

I HATE IFAs. THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR PROBLEM I HATE IFAs. AND YOU KNOW THAT BY NOW BECAUSE MY CLIENTS KEEP COMPLAINING THEY'VE NEVER REACH OUT TO THEM. Alpesh B Patel OBE Hedge Fund Manager, Barrister, Financial Times Author, ex Bloomberg TV Fmr Fellow in Business, Oxford University IT'S ONCE A YEAR, AND SECONDLY, THEIR REPORTS ARE GOBBLEDYGOOK. THEY JUST CAN'T COMMUNICATE. I JUST CANNOT BLOODY COMMUNICATE. SO WE CREATED A TON OF FREE TOOLS TO MAKE IFAs UNEMPLOYED TO GET RID OF THEM. SO WE'RE GETTING RID OF THE MIDDLEMAN. IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I MEAN IS IFA IS A MIDDLEMAN TO A FUND MANAGER WHO IS A MIDDLEMAN TO INVESTING DIRECTLY IN COMPANIES. IT'S LIKE THE POPE'S POPE. YOU WANNA GET TO HEAVEN, YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH TWO LAYERS. IT'S A BIT MUCH, OKAY? SO HOW DO WE GET RID OF THEM? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ASK YOUR IFA? YOU GONNA ASK YOUR IFA? WILL I HAVE ENOUGH TO RETIRE? WHAT'S THE BEST AND WORST CASE? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF EACH OF THOSE CASES? WHAT IF I LIVE LONGER? HOW MUCH CAN I LIVE ON WHEN I RETIRE? WHAT IF I WANNA LIVE ON MORE? WHAT ARE THE VARIANCES? WHAT IF THE GROWTH DIMINISHES? WHAT IF I GET MORE GROWTH? WHAT ARE ALL THE OUTCOMES? YOU MIGHT THINK, WELL, ALPESH, THAT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF READING AND A LOT OF DIFFERENT REPORTS WHICH ARE GONNA BE TEDIOUS AND BORING AND I BET YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME A FORTUNE FOR THEM AND I BET YOU'RE GONNA TAKE AGES TO WRITE THEM AND I WON'T UNDERSTAND THEM ANYWAY AND THEN I BET I GOTTA PAY TO GET THE EXPLANATIONS. NO, IT'S ALL FREE. WE DON'T EVEN NEED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. JUST TO SHOW YOU HOW COMMITTED WE ARE TO YOUR SUCCESS. WE PAID A FORTUNE TO CREATE THEM. ALL THOSE TOOLS ARE FREE AND YOU CAN PLAY TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT AND BY FREE, I DON'T MEAN FREE FOR THE FIRST THREE GOES AND THEN YOU GOTTA PAY A SUBSCRIPTION OR EMAIL US AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THIS AND THE OTHER. THERE'S NO POP-UPS, THERE'S NOTHING. ALL RIGHT? CAMPAIGNFORAMILLION.COM/TOOLS THAT'S WHERE YOU GO. AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DO ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS THAT YOUR IFA JUST DOESN'T DO. AND WE HAVE GOT A SNEAKING SUSPICION, FROM WHAT WE'VE SEEN FROM SOME CLIENTS, THAT SOME OF THE IFA'S HAVE BEEN STARTING TO USE THIS AND THEN FEED IT OFF TO THEIR CLIENTS AS THEIR OWN WORK BECAUSE SOME OF OUR CLIENTS HAVE COME BACK TO US AND SHOWN US WHAT THEIR IFA SENT THEM. AND WE SAID, HANG ON, THAT'S OUR BRAND COLOURS AND THAT'S OUR FONT, THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. ANYWAY, CAMPAIGNFORAMILLION.COM/TOOLS AND IF I MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED YOUR JOB IN A WAY OR GOT YOU TO RETIRE EARLY, WHICH MIGHT BE THE BEST THING FOR ALL OF US IF IFAs WERE JUST TO RETIRE. JUST DON'T COME HERE, MATE. SAVE THIS VIDEO. GO TO WWW.ALPESHPATEL.COM OR CAMPAIGNFORAMILLION.COM/TOOLS.