FRAG BROS DON'T TALK ABOUT FRAGRANCES

I have a huge ache with the fragrance community and the frag bros. Literally everything except the fragrance. Like I never hear them actually talking about fragrance, the perfumer, how the scent smells. All projection, nuclear longevity, nuclear compliment factor, okay, but does it smell like fruit, wood, the inside of a dentist office? Like, give me something. Let me get the frag bros that say 95, 97% identical. What 3%? Like, that's such a specific number. I'm gonna need to see the math on this, bro. Where is it different? The opening, the dry down, the part where it smells like burnt rubber for 45 minutes straight. Did you have competition fragrances? Don't buy this, buy this schmooop instead. Meanwhile, look behind them. They have $20,000 fragrances on their little shelves. The schmoops. Is the schmoop then? If you think the schmoop is that good, then why don't you have them? Then there's this obsession with performance. Like if it isn't projecting off 15 feet off of you, then it's somehow weak. Like, I'm sorry, brother, but you want your scent to be discovered rather than flaming into the world like a fire alarm. The thing I hate the most is or when they say, this is a compliment monster, my guy, you haven't reviewed the fragrance, doing reviewing validation. I wish you would tell me what the fragrance made you feel, or what it made you think of. I mean, do you, or even if you know why the perfumer chose vanilla over iris in this particular composition? I'd second actually fragrance scent yapping about nonsense. The schmoops is the product. They have $20,000 fragrances on their little shelves. The schmoops. Is the schmoop then? If you think the schmoop is that good, then why don't you have them? Then there's this obsession with performance. Like if it isn't projecting off 15 feet off of you, then it's somehow weak. Like, I'm sorry, brother, but you want your scent to be discovered rather than flaming into the world like a fire alarm. The thing I hate the most is or when they say, this is a compliment monster, my guy, you haven't reviewed the fragrance, doing reviewing validation. I wish you would tell me what the fragrance made you feel, or what it made you think of. I mean, do you, or even if you know why the perfumer chose vanilla over iris in this particular composition? I'd second actually fragrance scent yapping about nonsense.