I love being an RV camper.

I love being an RV camper. We'll drive 4 hours to sit outside somewhere different. We bring half the house with us so we can get away from it all. We spend 45 minutes leveling the RV just to say, "Eh... good enough." We complain about campground Wi-Fi while insisting we came here to unplug. We own more camping chairs than there are people in our family. We walk around the campground looking at everyone else's setup like it's a home tour. We say, "We don't need anything else for the camper" and immediately buy something else for the camper. We consider backing into a campsite with an audience an extreme sport. And somehow, the second we get home... we're already planning the next camping trip.