Next-Gen Karen Hires a Babysitter

Calli, you finally made it. Yes. Calli, you finally made it. Yes, I said seven. Yes, I said seven. But that meant the dinner reservation was at seven. But that meant the dinner reservation was at seven. And we would have loved for you to have gotten here at 6:30. And we would have loved for you to have gotten here at 6:30. Don't worry about it. I called the restaurant. Don't worry about it. I called the restaurant. Come in. Just take off your shoes and select a pair of slippers. Come in. Just take off your shoes and select a pair of slippers. Okay, so we use child-like when we're meaning. Okay, so we use child-like when we're meaning. So dinner is kind of up to the seven-year-old to figure out. So dinner is kind of up to the seven-year-old to figure out. We really want to foster their creativity with food. We really want to foster their creativity with food. Reese can choose between the raw liver, cow's heart, or sashimi for protein. Reese can choose between the raw liver, cow's heart, or sashimi for protein. Any of the stone fruits and bananas if you break up the caloric form. Any of the stone fruits and bananas if you break up the caloric form. Raw milk to drink, obviously. Raw milk to drink, obviously. Everything goes in the slow feeder. Everything goes in the slow feeder. You already ate, right? You already ate, right? No worries. No worries. I remember being a hungry babysitter too. I remember being a hungry babysitter too. Unsweetened peanut butter sandwich. Unsweetened peanut butter sandwich. Just don't use artisanal bread. Just don't use artisanal bread. What? What? That's $5. That's $5. Speaking of money, girl. Speaking of money, girl. 20. 20. Okay. Okay. Let's say $9 an hour. Let's say $9 an hour. Because Reese is literally you're walking in the park. You're walking in the park. You're getting paid to hang out. Okay. Okay. I think that's it. I think that's it. Once Reese goes to sleep, please walk Baxter. Once Reese goes to sleep, please walk Baxter. Switch over the laundry. Switch over the laundry. Clean the bathtub and water the hanging plants in the screen room. Clean the bathtub and water the hanging plants in the screen room. Wi-Fi? Wi-Fi? You don't need that.