POV: you own a "Merle fluffy Doberman"

Oh my god, I have never seen a Merle fluffy Doberman in person before. And I just have to say, it's even more gorgeous in person. Oh gosh, well I'm glad you have not seen a Merle fluffy Doberman before because this definitely is not one. What do you mean? Your dog literally has the prick ears, it's a big dog, it's also got long hair and it's Merle. Yeah, I mean, just because it looks like a Doberman doesn't mean it is. This is actually a breed called a Beauceron. And they're not as similar to people think. Oh my god, what is that? I have never heard of that breed before. Oh no no, it's a Beauceron. Yeah, and it's a French herding breed. There's actually not a lot of them around this area, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's the only one that you've seen. A French herding breed. He looks rather large. Yeah, and he's, you know, Corgis do it. So, I mean, he looks like 90 pounds. Can he really hurt? Yeah. Um, being 90 pounds doesn't mean that he can't hurt. He actually heard pretty well actually. Well, why'd you cut his ears off? If he's a herding dog, why did you cut his ears off? Well, I didn't cut his ears off. And also because I prefer them that way, you know, the breed standard accepts it. I'm really not going to have this conversation with you right now. It's always the herding breed people that mutilate their dogs and cut off body parts. Well, I mean, it's better than having a big ass animal step on their tail and deglove it in the middle of them working, but sure. Your dog doesn't even work though. You do herding for fun? I am not having this conversation with you right now. Have a good day. I mean, you know, Corgis do it. So, I mean, he looks like 90 pounds. Can he really hurt? Yeah. Um, being 90 pounds doesn't mean that he can't hurt. He actually heard pretty well actually. Well, why'd you cut his ears off? If he's a herding dog, why did you cut his ears off? Well, I didn't cut his ears off. And also because I prefer them that way, you know, the breed standard accepts it. I'm really not going to have this conversation with you right now. It's always the herding breed people that mutilate their dogs and cut off body parts. Well, I mean, it's better than having a big ass animal step on their tail and deglove it in the middle of them working, but sure. Your dog doesn't even work though. You do herding for fun? I am not having this conversation with you right now. Have a good day.