Guys, I got a blind box

Guys, I got a blind box and it's not La Booboo. It's tequila. Yeah. I went to my friend's house and he had all these bottles stacked up on his drink table and I was like, where did you get that from? They're so cute. And when he told me it was a surprise box, I was like, oh my god, I need it. So basically, you can get a red, blue, green, and gold one. I think this is like the rare or the secret, like, in La Booboo language. I've seen other people do this and most of them are getting the red one, but I kind of want the blue one or obviously the gold one. Which one do you guys want to see first? Okay, this is going to be like a grand reveal. Hang on, wait, wait. Which one did I get? No. Is this a joke? I got the La Booboo. If you've found our gold cap, then you have the minus touch and the rarest bottle in our range. There is no way that just happened. I wonder how rare it actually is. Or if it's not actually that rare. You know what I'm saying? Trope, tell me how rare these actually are. Maybe I can resell it and be a millionaire.