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hmm, that's why I don't swim

@ucancallmevee

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Why it worked

The creator directly addresses a common misconception and fear surrounding ostomy bags in a relatable and humorous way, using strong, assertive language to challenge stigma and promote body positivity.

Summary

The creator addresses a comment about not swimming due to ostomy bags. She explains that ostomy appliances are designed to be secure and waterproof, contrasting this with the perceived unsanitary habits of others in public pools. She asserts her right to enjoy life and wear what she wants, regardless of others' opinions or fears about ostomy bags.

Structure

1Addresses comment about not swimming due to ostomy bags.
2Explains the security and waterproof nature of ostomy appliances.
3Contrasts ostomy bags with perceived unsanitary behaviors in pools.
4Asserts personal freedom and enjoyment of life despite stigma.
5Encourages others to focus on their own hygiene rather than judging.

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Reply to gifty gifty hmm, that's why I don't swim

Transcript

That's why you don't swim? Hmm, that's why you don't swim? Because somebody in the pool might have an ostomy? You're worried about my sealed medical prosthetic device? My sealed medical grade appliance that was literally designed to contain human waste securely, including while swimming. But somehow you've survived every public pool you've ever been in with babies wearing swim diapers, grown ass adults peeing in the water, and people who took a shit that morning and wiped their ass with three squares of toilet paper. Pull they draws up and spin the rest of the day walking. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot with booty crumbs in between your ass. Pull your panties up and spend the rest of the day walking. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot with booty crumbs in between your ass. And my ostomy is where you draw the sanitary line. My shit goes directly into a sealed medical grade appliance. It doesn't free flow around the pool. My appliance is waterproof and I secure it before I get in the pool. I put a brand new ostomy bag on and I make sure it's sealed properly. I take care of my shit. Meanwhile, you're getting in the pool with questionable wipe ass with six day old booty crumbs, smear that shit between your left and right cheek and go worry about your own ass, not mine. Respectfully, I cannot emphasize this enough. Suck my mother's ostomy. You think that fazes me? This not gonna stop me from wearing thong bikinis from traveling the world from shaking my ass on my husband, never chance I get. So if seeing me in a bikini wearing this life-saving medical grade prosthetic device makes you not want to get in the pool. Good. Don't get in. Sit your nasty, dingleberry crumb shit smeared ass on the side while I enjoy my fucking life. Now you take those dingleberry, your shitty Twitter fingers, your booty crumbs and those three squares of Charmin toilet paper that you use to smear that shit between your left and right cheek and go worry about your own ass, not mine. Respectfully, I cannot emphasize this enough. Suck my mother's ostomy.