(Hurtful) but True Facts about Men Part 12

Facts about men, they're too true for a lot of you guys to handle. And we're on part 12. So let's just get right into it. Number one, if he ever says don't talk about our relationship to friends or family, he's doing you dirty. Bitch, you need to run because that man knows he's doing you dirty and he doesn't want you to tell anyone about it because they will in fact, tell you to leave. And honestly, 99% of the time, right fully so. That man is probably dogging you the fuck out. Number two, all men have a type. I don't care what he's telling you. This is not fucking skittles. This is not taste the rainbow, okay? He has a type. Do not believe him if he says I do not have a type. Having a type doesn't necessarily mean like a look. It could also mean crazy. It could also mean delusional. It could also mean subordinate. Which is what they fall in love with. Number three, and I cannot be more clear on this, you are digging your own grave if you do not listen. If that man strays, you do not stay. At that point, you do not come crying to your friends, you do not come whining about it. If you stay, that is your life now. Everybody knows he'll do it again. And be so for real. You also know that this is true. You are living in Lala land. You are fucking delusional. If you think he won't do it again. He will do it again. Buy with your mama. My. If you want part 13, I mean, the fact that they keep coming is mind blowing. Number five, if he ever says, what do you bring to the table? Run. The worst thing you could possibly ever hear. Because he says, what do you bring to the table? That man is about to use you. He's about to use you. Honorable mention, if that man ever suggests moving in with you, that is what we lovingly call a homos-xual. If you're like, what the fuck is a homosexual? It means he doesn't got no where to go. He's probably living in a basement. He's probably living with his mom's, probably living with his friends. He wants a place to lay his head and you happen to own that place or rent, whatever the fuck. All of these are true. Bye. If you want part 13, the fact that they keep coming is mind blowing.